Hearts Divided.

When you see someone cute,

sodamnrelatable:

They smile and look at you: 

And you’re like:

THAT DAY AT STARBUCKS WITH MINI ME.

(Source: thebestlolz)

suppdiana:

hmmm, let me think about it. -puts finger on chin-

(Source: jennytaetae, via plinchy)

Thanks for the random hellos in the morning. ^^

dilfosaur:

congrats to matt smith on carrying the olympic torch!
congrats to everyone else for surviving that ordeal

dilfosaur:

congrats to matt smith on carrying the olympic torch!

congrats to everyone else for surviving that ordeal

(via doctorwho)

What will I say if I ever meet EXO's moms

Sehun's mom: Annyeong hatheyo ma'am pleathe hand me your handthome Thehun.

Tao's mom: Bbuing bbuing. I want your son.

D.O's mom: O_O Look into my eyes. O_O Keep looking. Now give me Kyungsoo.

Chanyeol's mom: 8D Good evening, ma'am. So here's the deal, Chanyeol must marry me or I'll sneak into his bedroom every. single. night. 8D Hahaha I'm just joking.......... Or not.

Suho's mom: I'm a good student. I read books. I'm an avid follower of Confucius. I will support your son's back. Literally. So please let me marry Joonmyun.

Chen's mom: Chen dots me. I think it means that he wants to marry me, ma'am. :P

Xiumin's mom: I'll buy him steamed buns every day, I'll cook healthy food for him and make him 'exercise' every day so he won't get fat. Can I now date him?

Lay's mom: Lay(s) tastes delicious, ma'am. I especially love the 'original' flavour.

Luhan's mom: Ma'am, your sandwiches are phenomenal. I really enjoyed the mayo, as Luhan always insists me to.

Kai's mom: May I have a dance with your dearest Jongin?

Baekhyun's mom: That one Bacon of yours is sizzling, ma'am. I volunteer if you need someone to cool it down.

Kris's mom: Ayo whaddup mama. I wanna get rollin' with your Wu Yi Fan.

Why am I laughing so hard right now